stealing free stuff

what of it?

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Me:
Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress:
Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me:
*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?